Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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