one two three fourrrrnication!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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