Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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