Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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