even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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