The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
we're so committed to being not committed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
