Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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