come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This toilet bowl is my home.
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