I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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