Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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