Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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