Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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