Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Banned from zoo.
Again?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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