so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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