I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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