A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
soo... how was my night?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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