some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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