Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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