im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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