Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just saw a hot homeless man
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
