Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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