Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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