"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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