the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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