yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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