Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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