You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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