I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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