It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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