i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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