I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I need moral support for this bender
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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