So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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