Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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