so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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