the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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