I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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