it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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