He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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