Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
