Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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