I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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