I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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