I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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