I want to stick my p in your. b.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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