remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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