yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
