If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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