Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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