I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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