New low: just hacked my moms facebook
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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