I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
