i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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