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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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