In the future we'll all be gay
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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