Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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