Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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