You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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