We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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